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Baby & Me.
One of the many good traits about Yul-bong
is that she laughs really easily.
She laughs when she sees me draw.
-Is it funny? Mommy is doing the dishes. -She laughs when she sees her mom
do the dishes.
She laughs when she sees her grandpa take his socks off.
And she even laughs when she sees her grandma doze off.
She's a laughing machine that laughs at anything she sees.
But there's one person that stops her from laughing.
Hey, Yul. It's me, your uncle.
No, don't cry. Why are you crying? It's your uncle.
-Please don't cry. -My gosh.
-Yul. It's me, your uncle. -Stop it, Jun. You're crazy.
-My goodness. -Gosh.
It's her uncle who loves his niece more than anything in the world.
-Don't cry. -It's my older brother.
This is your home.
My home is also your home, Yul.
It's all the same.
-He's right. -Yes.
-What's the matter? -My goodness.
-What's wrong? -Why are you crying?
-Don't cry. -My goodness.
What is it?
Did you poop? Are you hungry?
But she ate her baby food earlier and pooped already.
This is weird.
Then there's only one reason left.
Wait.
Jun, where are you?
-Where? -I'm in front of the house.
I'm on my way. I brought Yul a present.
Don't come inside! Don't come!
Yul knows you're coming, so she's crying.
Jun, come inside when she falls asleep.
She's crying already?
Hey, have you ever seen that idiot in our neighborhood?
He looks more like a pervert than an idiot.
Look at the doll he's holding.
Gosh. It's so disgusting.
Let's go.
Yul.
I even got you a doll.
Why can't you love me?
What's wrong, Yul? My goodness.
Yul, I'm sorry. I need to go to the bathroom.
Yul, why don't you love your uncle?
He loves you so much.
I feel sorry for Jun.
Seok, go play with Yul.
It's okay, Yul. Come here.
Come on. Don't cry.
Where's the chili powder?
The chili powder's here! It's in my eyes!
-Seok, what's wrong? -My gosh.
Seok, are you okay?
-Jun, can you take care of Yul? -My gosh.
-He needs to go to the ER. -Me?
Mother and Father will be here soon.
-Come here. -Yul...
Gosh, wait. No, but...
Okay. It's okay, Yul.
It's me, your uncle.
I thought I was going to go blind.
Gosh, you are such a crybaby.
But I'm relieved that you're okay.
When was the last time we went to the movie theater together?
I can't even remember.
When was it?
Then how about we watch a movie today? Let's go right now.
-Really? -Let's go.
But what about Yul?
She's all alone with Jun.
It's okay. My parents will be home soon.
-Let's go. -You're so reasonable.
What should we watch?
Whatever you want to watch.
Then what should we eat?
Onion-flavored popcorn or sweet popcorn?
Nachos? Calamari? Hotdogs?
Why do you even ask? You're going to eat everything anyway.
You know me too well.
It's too dangerous to let you live because you know so much about me.
Let's go.
People won't think of us as a mother and a father, right?
They'll think of us as a couple on a date.
Of course.
Come on, Yul. My gosh.
My goodness, Yul.
Don't cry.
Yul, do you want to go outside with me?
You might feel better around other people.
Let's go outside.
You'll feel better around other people.
Yul.
It's nice to be outside, isn't it?
It's refreshing.
Gosh, that baby is so cute. Let's go see her.
Being with a baby
-is attracting so many women. -Gosh, she's so cute.
My goodness! She is so cute!
What's the name?
-It's Jun. -Oh, really?
Hey, Jun.
It's such a neutral name.
How many months old?
Four hundred eight months.
Oh, 408 months?
How old is that?
Thirty-four years old.
I'm not her dad. I'm her uncle.
Oh, I see. No wonder she doesn't look like you.
He seems like a weirdo. Let's go.
What a weirdo.
It's okay, Jun. They are the weird ones.
I walked around the neighborhood ten times already.
Not even 30 minutes have passed.
How do mothers take care of their babies?
It's okay.
Jun, you fool. I can't believe you came all the way here.
She's the one you've been trying so hard
to confess your feelings to.
And you recently became sure that she likes you too,
so you've been looking for the right time to ask her out.
I wonder how she will feel if she sees me like this.
Hydrangea.
When do you think Jun will start talking to me?
No way.
I can't believe Jun had a baby.
No.
I can't hurt her by making her get the wrong idea.
Hello? Be quiet.
Yes, talk quietly.
Yul is sleeping.
I walked around the neighborhood 38 times.
I'm in front of the house.
You're expecting a package? Okay, I'll get it.
Okay, Dad.
Why does my dad use his fake name even for receiving packages?
-Should I sign it? -Yes.
MAEUM LOGIS
The baby's really cute.
Right? She's especially cuter when she's sleeping.
-You know that, right? -Yes.
-Here you go. -Okay.
Have a good day.
I'm sorry, but can I use your bathroom?
I really have to go.
Sure, it's over there. Go ahead.
Okay.
I should give the delivery man a sweet snack.
It's from Seok's fan.
Excuse me, sir.
Is he pooping?
Sir, our toilet doesn't flush that well.
Sir?
Gosh, he left without saying goodbye.
Yul!
The baby's really cute.
Yul was his target from the start. I can't believe I didn't catch that.
He even wore gloves so he wouldn't leave behind any fingerprints.
-My goodness. -I'm sorry,
but can I use your bathroom?
I really have to go.
Something was weird from the beginning.
Listen carefully. I know guys like you.
I know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money.
If you let my niece go now,
I will not look for you.
But if you don't I will find you
and I will kill you.
What are you saying? What's this nonsense?
My gosh, I'm sorry. I called the wrong number.
I was nervous, so I called the wrong number.
Why isn't he picking up?
Yul!
My adorable niece that I love so much.
I promise that I'll find you.
No, wait. Deliveries are made district by district.
So he might still be nearby.
Delivery!
Delivery! You have a package!
Gosh, that's not him.
Delivery! You have a package!
It's not him either.
Gosh, why do so many people have deliveries in this town?
Yul!
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
Yul!
Yul! I'll save you no matter what!
Hey, Yul. It's me, your uncle.
Yul. Don't cry.
Yul.
I'm sorry for being such a bad uncle.
I promise we'll meet again and I'll make you happy.
Yul!
What?
What's this?
I can't believe he fooled me.
If I catch you, you're dead.
I'm going to go take a leak. I really have to go.
Sure, go ahead.
Can I use your bathroom?
I really have to go.
Wait!
What did you just say? You said you need to go to the bathroom?
Say it one more time.
Who are you?
-What are you doing here? -What's the matter?
Why can't you repeat what you said?
I told you
that I'll catch you no matter what.
Repeat what you said!
-What's wrong with you? -What?
Say you need to go to the bathroom again!
Gosh! Let me go to the bathroom!
I really have to go! Are you happy now?
Gosh, you're not the guy.
Who is it? Who took her?
-Yul, it's me! -Hey!
-Who took her? -Catch him!
Get down!
Yul!
-I'm here for you! -Hey! Call the cops!
-Yul! -My gosh.
Sir, you're the one who made the place a mess.
Why are you crying?
Yul.
Gosh.
What? You want milk?
Milk?
You're all grown up. Why are you crying for milk?
Yul!
Is it because you can't afford to buy milk for your baby?
Yul is my niece.
And she got kidnapped.
She got kidnapped?
Can you tell me more specifically?
Sir, this is all my fault.
She got kidnapped because of me.
-Okay, I got it. -Please find her.
I'm sorry.
It's all my fault.
It's all because of me.
I'm sorry.
Seok. Ae-bong. I'm so sorry.
I already reported to the police.
If they still can't find her, they will start an open search for her.
What are you talking about?
What open search?
-Yul. -You punk.
Why did you leave her alone when she was sleeping all by herself?
She was sleeping? Where?
She was sleeping in the kitchen.
We were parking the car,
and we saw you running outside hurriedly.
What took you so long to come back?
If Seok and Ae-bong found her first, they would've been so startled.
Yul.
What's wrong with him?
Yul.
I'm sorry.
We're home.
-Hey, guys. -Hey.
Yul's not crying, but Jun is.
They must have gotten closer after spending the whole day together.
-What's wrong with him? -The baby shark
Yul.
-Maybe he's acting. -Is he?
-I'm so sorry. -Anyways, that's great.
-Excuse me. -Yes?
-Well... -Mom.
-Hey, you're back. -Yes.
-Did you have fun? -Yes.
Are you okay?
-Yes. -What would you like?
Casablanca.
Here's your Casablanca.
It's pretty, isn't it?
The meaning of this flower is this.
"I will let you go because I truly loved you."
I hope you're happy.
Auntie, why did you ask me
to call you "Mom" in front of him?
For some personal reasons.
Okay.
Gosh, how annoying. I finally got rid of him.
He didn't even buy any flowers.
Next up...
Neighborhood Watch.
How have you been?
Thank you for coming when you are all so busy.
Is it some kind of special day today?
The living room is full of guests.
They're having a neighborhood meeting.
You know how my dad likes to spend time with his neighbors.
I think half the neighborhood meetings are held at our parents' place.
My gosh, it's time to feed Yul-bong.
She cries if we're even a minute late. I wonder whom she takes after.
-Do you really not know? -No, I don't.
What a liar.
Please peel the rest of the fruits and serve it to them.
I would like to hear your opinions.
When did she eat everything? Was she peeling it for herself?
Then why did she take out so many forks? My gosh.
I'm guessing Yul-bong will turn out to be like Ae-bong.
-My gosh. -That can't happen.
Yes, we know that too.
But it's become so dangerous these days.
Even so, we can't let bad guys roam around our neighborhood.
We need to protect it ourselves.
Let's form a patrol.
Yes, a patrol! What do you think about that?
Well, it would be nice to have one.
But everyone's so busy, so it won't be...
-We're so busy. -It's such a hassle.
Goodness, you don't need to worry. He's just overly excited.
Honey, stop it.
I used to serve in the Marine Corps.
Does anyone wish to trust me on this and join the patrol?
No one?
-Hey... -You're willing to join?
You're the best.
I knew I could count on you.
My son-in-law and I will do our best as the neighborhood patrol.
-Let's do this. -Pardon?
You startled me.
That's my girl. You learned from the best.
Gosh, I was really startled.
Why didn't you call? I thought you were a thief.
Why would I call before visiting my daughter's house?
Plus, any robber who comes here won't be able to survive.
He will get hospitalized for three weeks even with the help of all the gods.
That's true. But what brings you here?
Where's Seok? Did he go somewhere?
Why are you looking for Seok?
We need to plan strategies
and learn several tactics since we're the patrol.
Tactics?
Seok's already a professional at getting beaten up.
Where did he go? Let's try calling him.
Zero, one, zero,
five, two, six, four...
Hello? Yul-bong, why are you answering?
Oh, this was your phone. I'm sorry.
My gosh.
I meant to call Seok.
Where in the world did he go?
What? Why aren't you answering?
Isn't it your father-in-law?
Well, yes. But he keeps wanting me to do something with him.
What does he want you to do with him?
Drink? Play games?
Battleground? League of Legends? FIFA?
My gosh, what's wrong with him again?
His mommy scolded him for not brushing his teeth.
And he started dating Tae-hui again,
but it only lasted three days.
He's a little out of his mind right now.
-Gosh, let's go. -I think I'm going to puke.
Hey, guys. How about you talk to us before you go?
-Why did you have to say that? -What's wrong with you?
Come on, guys.
I like what I'm seeing.
Thanks. My drawings are quite nice, aren't they?
Would you like to see?
These are my drawings. Do you want to take a look?
-You drew them so well. -They are amazing.
What's he saying?
Hey, search them.
It'll be a punch for every 100 won we find.
Stay still.
See? He has money.
How much is all this?
Dollars. Yen. Euros.
It's a punch for every 100 won. So how many punches is that?
-Stop calculating. -Should I do it?
Who do you think you are?
What? This stance is...
Make sure you remain calm
and grab the opponent's hands like you're taking control.
Use the opponent's strength against him and put your foot out.
Then you just need to naturally pull the opponent towards you.
This is the basic stance of folk dancing.
Gosh, stop it. What are you doing? Beat him up.
-Beat him up. -Wait.
Hey, I think it's the police. Let's run.
Hey, think about it. Why do we need to go to Ae-bong's?
-He wants you guys there. -Why?
-Go. Go ahead! -Where are you going?
-Get over here. -Gosh, no.
Hey, get in there.
Okay.
PATROL
As the member of the neighborhood's patrol,
you guys will be receiving an intensive training today.
I'm sorry, but I haven't asked my mommy for permission yet.
I need to get to a part-time job.
Give me your head.
Give me your head. Give me your shoulder.
-That must really hurt. -Your leg.
I didn't say anything.
Have you still not come to your senses after what happened?
Men need to be coolheaded,
have passionate hearts and heavy bottoms.
What I mean to say is
that you need to be strong.
That's how you bring justice
and serve your country and people...
We were born in this country with a duty to fulfill.
We need to establish independence
and contribute to the improvement of mankind.
When an adult tells you what to do, do it without asking questions.
-Okay. -Okay.
Your dad's getting angry again because he's out of words.
What's wrong with him? Why does he always need to do stuff?
What's wrong with that? I actually like that about him these days.
Are you hungry? Why are you talking nonsense?
I'm being serious. The way I see the world changed
ever since I gave birth to Yul-bong.
I feel like it's right to confidently and righteously
fight against injustice.
This isn't that big of a deal,
but I throw stuff away in the trash can these days
because I don't want Yul-bong to learn bad things from me.
That's public etiquette, not justice.
But I guess you've grown up now that you're a mom.
On that note, how about you help me out with...
Ae-bong.
CHIEF
If you run into a bully,
you put your hands in your pockets and stare at him.
Make sure you look scary.
Not that pocket.
You little...
Move.
I'll teach you something special that I have never taught anyone.
With this, you will be able to suppress any bully that comes your way.
Sin. Seok. Face each other.
Grab each other by the shoulder.
Then use the other hand to grab the arm.
Then sit down slightly.
That will make anyone fall to the ground.
What are you doing?
-There we go. -We did it.
You lunatics. You guys are crazy.
Hey, we made him sit down.
You're right. This really works.
-It's nice. -Yes.
You better get ready.
Camp training starts today. You're all dead!
Father, what are you doing?
You fools. The enemy roams around even when you're sleeping.
And because you forgot about that, you already died once.
Thank you for the meal.
-Gosh, it's so sour. -Why is it so salty?
It's so spicy.
You just ate whatever was given to you without doubting anything.
That just killed you again for the second time.
I think I'm going to throw up.
You guys lost focus, and you died for the third time already.
Gather together.
"Where there's a will, there's a way."
Repeat that 100 times as you do squats.
-"Where there's a will, there's a way." -"Where there's a will, there's a way."
"Where there's a will..."
You need to keep going.
This is the hardest course in the country.
You can do anything after this.
You're dead.
Chief, I think I'm going to stop here.
I can't go further. It's too high up here.
Every time, a total of seven people died on this course.
If you fail, you will die.
You're dead.
No one ever got through this course.
This is also where Rambo gave up. Dodge the ball.
-Dodge the ball. -My gosh.
You're dead!
-Faster! -Faster.
There are no limits in speed.
Do you want to die? Go faster.
-"Where there's a will, -"Where there's a will,
-there's a way." -there's a way."
-"Where there's a will, -"Where there's a will,
-there's a way." -there's a way."
Good job. You've improved remarkably.
Dad.
Are you okay?
You've done well to bear through the training.
You are the true winners.
Here.
-Thank you, Chief. -No problem.
-Here. -Thank you.
No problem.
Here.
-Thank you. -No problem.
You may shed tears only until today. From now on,
you'll be nothing other than victorious.
Now, get going.
-Let's go! -Let's go!
-Neighborhood patrol -Neighborhood patrol
Why aren't you paying me back?
Hey, come on.
-That little... -Are you kidding?
We're the neighborhood patrol. Let's go.
-Hey, wait. -Why aren't you paying me back?
Let's not cause a scene.
If we attack him all at once, that gangster will die.
He's right. Then what should we do?
My father-in-law... No, I mean, think about what Chief said to us.
If you run into a gangster,
you need to first warn him that there's a public office nearby
such as a police station.
A public office?
Hey, there's a post office here!
-There's also a community office there. -A community center too.
Hey, it's called the community center now. They don't call it the community office.
Hey, a community office should be called a community office.
It's not a community center.
You're so behind, my friend.
-Pay me back quickly. -I'll call my mommy.
Fine, go ahead and call your mom.
Are you seriously going to call her?
-It's a community office. -Please help me!
Be quiet.
-Please help! -Get over here.
-Help! -Be quiet.
Community... That's enough!
Just call it whatever you want, okay?
-Okay, fine. -Okay.
My gosh. What? Where did they go?
He must have run away after hearing about all the public offices.
Things are getting solved quickly now that we're doing
everything the way Chief told us to do.
We're so cool.
-My gosh. -My goodness.
He looks drunk.
-He's too drunk to even walk straight. -Then that means...
A lot of people get attacked
in streets filled with bars.
So if you see someone drunk, make sure he or she gets home safely.
Let's go.
Sir, where do you live?
-Bangbae-dong. -Bangbae-dong?
Okay, I got it. Taxi.
Bangbae-dong, please.
Sir, please take him to Bangbae-dong.
-Sir, where do you live? -What? Live?
-Taxi. -Mapo.
-Please take him to Mapo. -Mapo, please.
Why aren't these two coming back from the bathroom?
I'll go check.
Okay, go ahead.
Where do you live? No, wait.
Let's grab a taxi first. Taxi!
Ask him where he lives and please take him home.
Gosh, where did everyone go without me?
Really? Good job.
Okay, great job.
The neighborhood patrol kept our neighborhood safe.
Thanks to you,
we will be able to walk around the neighborhood without worrying.
He's right.
I recommend him as the neighborhood's president.
-Me too. -Great idea.
No, I didn't do anything special.
I just love our neighborhood so much.
Come on, just do it.
I have no intentions of becoming the president.
Never.
But if you must insist...
Let's talk about it inside.
-Come on. -Excuse me.
I'm sorry, but I have a question for you, sir.
-What's the matter? -I got a report.
Do you know them?
They were all in it together.
They didn't even help me out.
You jerks.
How dare you force me to get in a cab?
Are you thieves? Or are you kidnappers?
I think you guys are mistaken.
Why don't you talk about this with my father-in-law?
-Father. -Chief.
They kept saying that you told them to do everything.
Father.
-Father, we're the neighborhood patrol. -I don't know anything about this.
And I don't know who they are.
-Let's go inside. -Chief.
-Father. -Let's head inside.
-Chief. -Chief.
PRESIDENT
Chief.
-Father. -Chief.
Chief, come on.
Just like that, my father-in-law used us
to become the neighborhood president.
How could he do this to us?
He's your father-in-law.
He's some guy I don't know.
We are abandoned warriors.
Hey, you guys.
We meet again.
Lunatics. What's wrong with them?
Get over here. Bring it on.
Goodbye, troublesome family.
Translation by Ja-won Lee